Ask Sebtana! 

Me and Seb just finished a 7 sessions of hot kinky sex and mind blowing orgasms So, we need a break, give us questions for us to answer! -Snixx



Anonymous asked: You two deserve the hottest couple award

Sebastian: We know and thank you. Finally, some intellectual anons for once.



kevlarland asked: Hiya love birds. How are you two doing.

Santana: Hey :) We’re great, thanks for asking. I’m in the dentist’s office accompanying Seb. Yourself? LOOK AT HIM GETTING HIS MOUTH CHECKED



Anonymous asked: San: Does Sebastian talk to you in French? Seb: Do you find Santana's Spanish kinky?

Santana: Mhmmmm ;) yes and it turns. me. on. so. fucking. much

Sebastian: Fuck yes ;) It’s such a turn on and she especially if it’s dirty. Double turn on 



Anonymous asked: you guys are honestly the cutest and most amazing thing ever <3. the new direcction members who disapprove can go fuck off. is it awkared seeing them at school santana?

Santana: We know and thank you :) THANK YOU! Those collections of hobbits and weird bow tie wearing show-tunes singing dweebs can fuck off and mind their own fucking business for a change. No because i constantly insult them with my insults and they cry. I really couldn’t care less. They don’t approve of me and Seb and they tried to ruin our relationship. All of them are on my list. Except the other 2/3 of the Unholy Trinity though ;)



kevlarland asked: Hello my favorite hot and spicy couple. I trust you are both well and happily in love.

Sebastian: Hello there Kevlarland! We’re sorry we can’t back to you sooner, being the most sexiest and hottest couple in the world isn’t hard to manage from time to time. Yes we are :) San and i already bought an apartment in New York for Julliard if you guys were wondering



Ask Sebtana! 

Me and San was dealing with school work, being the most hottest and sexiest couple in the world, insulting the New Directions and sex so we can’t get on but we’re back. Ask us or i’ll cut you - Sebastian



kevlarland asked: How did he propose to you?

Santana: He got down to one knee and said. “Santana Maria Novia Lopez, I never knew what love was until you walked into my life or how powerful that love could be. You are my heart, my life and my soul. I could not imagine a life without you in it. You healed something within me that has been broken for as long as I can remember. You never once tried to change me into someone I was not. You accepted me flaws and all. I also believe you have shown me a side of yourself that no one else has ever seen and for that I can only love you more. If I cried a tear, you were there to wipe it dry. When I was confused you cleared my mind. I sold my soul and you bought it back with your love. You gave me dignity simply because you needed me. You gave me the strength I needed to stand alone and face the world on my own again. You put me up on a pedestal that was so high I could see eternity all because you needed me. You would hold my hand when it was cold and lead me home if I was lost. You gave me your love when I was at the end and because of that I turned my lies back into truth again. You called me friend when no one else would, all because you needed me.

I love you with every fibre of my being, Santana. 

Will you do me the honor of accepting this ring and be my wife someday?”



Anonymous asked: What makes Santana come in an instant?

Santana: When he whispers dirty things to me in Spanish in his super sexy voice ;) It’s so fucking hot. I’m turned on just thinking about it



kevlarland asked: Indeed. Not only she possess a beautiful voice but a beautiful soul. Ah another musical reference. Also tell San Im sorta on the fence on the relationship thing.

Sebastian: Yes but most people are either too dumb, too deaf or too moronic to see that. Oh, i will. We’re always here for advice if you need us :)